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The Last Podcaster Standing

Archived - 2010 - 2012

1 podcast, 3 idiots, an Angry Ginger Kid, and a Google Goddess. The Last Podcaster Standing searches the globe for the bizarre, strange, weird and idiotic headlines, events, and the people in them. Sharing personal stories and “Shootin’ The S***” on random topics along the way. Hosted by Grant (The Kilted One ), Jason (The Angry Ginger), Joe (The Sniper), Tom (Mr. Know It All), and Stephanie (The Google Goddess). We talk dirty. We laugh. We don’t make up the stories or the headlines, we make fun of ’em! This podcast is RATED M for Mature.

TK1

Photographer. Artist. Sarcastic Smart Ass. Always Nude. Professional Plate Dropper. Hater Of Ham. Purveyor Of Meaningless Rants. Dedicated Procrastinator.

Grant

 - TK1

The Angry Ginger

Obsessed content creator and showrunner is a pop culture zeitgeistologist and streaming channel surfer that is fluent in sarcasm. He is chock full of sexual innuendos and is the inventor of Dutch Mud Flaps. Also an Armed Nuclear Security Officer and a divorced father of five humans. Also moonlights as a mild mannered witty writer.

Jason

 - The Angry Ginger

The Sniper

Joe

 - The Sniper

Mr. Know it All

Tom

 - Mr. Know it All

The Google Goddess

Stephanie

 - The Google Goddess

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May 24, 2012 
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In this, the 71st episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Links Wild Ride In A Wheelchair Mother Tries To Sell Daughter’s Virginity Sunlight Diet Baby Pills AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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May 16, 2012 
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In this, the 70th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The Angry Ginger threatens neighborhood annihilation when his oldest starts having issues with a friend! Unfortunately, he is stopped dead cold in his tracks by the “friend’s” Mom! Moving from a Westeria Lane type scandal to another, those of you that listened to our now defunct podcast Ask An American, will be familiar with our friends at B.U.I. (Blogging Under the Influence). We recently guested on their show and during the interview we had a bomb dropped on us! A bomb so loud even Henry Higgins could be heard (clear as day) saying “Holy smacker my potatoes…the gators are getting outta hand”! At the end of the day, it was a misunderstanding and we apologize…well AG does. Mr. Kia will have none of it and kindly picks AG up off the ground after the bus gets done running him over! Thanks TK1…Thanks. The Google Goddess gives us a little insight to her bedroom antics…let’s just say she needs to be restrained! In headlines, we discuss another type of neighborhood fight…this one has weapons! Medieval and modern! Once we get past that bloody mess, we move into other type of mess.  This one is all about love though.  The love of a mother and son.  Nothing will cum between them…except the police, and the father! We also get back to what’s important.  Hint: Polygamy and Dendrophillia. And of course he have to bring up the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s coming people!  If I were you, I”d grab your kid and run for the tanners!  Wait…What? -AG Links Casey The Punisher Blogging Under the Influence Ep. 52 (Ft. TLPS) Chainsaw vs. Samurai Mother Makes Sex Tape With Son

Overly-Tanned Mom Makes Up For Under-Tanned Daughter

The Sun: Burning Gingers So We Don’t Have To

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AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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May 2, 2012 
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In this, the 69th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, The Sniper goes to war with the U-Verse! Just as history has proven over and over again, even in times of war you’re bound to make love…not war!(With the Cable Guy) Even after falling asleep to elevator music, while waiting for someone named Fred in India to give him assistance with his Interwebs problems, the Sniper stays cool, calm and collected. That is until he doesn’t.  I believe a threat involving a booted foot and a sphincter muscle was used as some point! The Angry Ginger came prepared with plans for The Kilted One to once again get his sexy on! If you listened to the previous episode and still have TK1-moanaphobia then you may be glad that he didn’t show up for this episode.  Guess who did though…Mr. Know-it-all! So AG decides to ambush him with a page from a story that would cause the coldest of women to once again flow like a river with an unmeasurable amount of temptation! Meanwhile… The Sniper waits…G.G. talks about a contest that’s soon to be sweeping the nation…the world even.  An annual “Watching Paint Dry” contest.  So awesome I dare not repeat what I just said about a contest where one actually “Watches Paint Dry”!  Are you F%$#ing kidding me? PAINT DRYING!!! Meanwhile…The Sniper waits… Links Reverend Charles Swearing Preacher What Happens When You Don’t Listen To Your Kids Woman Mistaken For Hog; Shot AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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April 25, 2012 
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In this, the 68th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, …Meanwhile at a local Denny’s…Mr. K.I.A. takes a brief snore inducing moment to let us know about a very “special” lunch outing he partook in last week.  A lunch that filled him with “pride” but left the customers filled with confusion and riddled with bullet holes!  That’s right folks, Mr. K.I.A. finally takes his coat off to practice his constitutional right and bares it all! Wait that’s not right!  His Arms..He bares his arms…(This gun was made in Grand Rapids Michigan! Shop Smart…Shop S-Mart!) That’s not all he shows off, if you know what I mean! *Wink Wink* Over a nice warm plate of “Moons Over My Hammy” he and a group of young guns talk the smell of gun powder in the morning, a good tight grip and keeping your weapon in it’s holster. “Thank You Tom”! -TK1Now, to those of you who are true TLPS listeners and have bought the TLPS App (available now via itunes and Google Marketplace) you will remember a few weeks ago in the Afterglow show that we had discussed TK1’s wife having to have a few “Something, Somethings” removed. Well, after 17 hours and 9 pints of blood and almost loosing her twice to our maker (if that’s what you believe) she survived and TK1 brings us the story. A few other things to mention before I leave you to you and your special play button (on your listening device, perverts!) We also discuss a married listener and her fetish for other men! Well, lets be honest she’s only fond of the man because the Penis hasn’t become Self Aware yet! YET! Though in her defense she has been taken over by the Evil known to man as “The Octopu$$y”! Also, making his second appearance on the show, sitting next to The Google Goddess, is her man from across the pond @nerfspur or could he possibly be “London Boy”? Love is on the line as we sort out the details of the sordid tale. We also hit on such noble topics like virgin porn watching with a hint of irony. The irony being his wife…wait I’ve said! to much!  Question for ya. Are the rules of rape different if you’re into the sex for currency? and Why can’t high school kids bring porn stars to the prom anyway? Those and other “Hot Button” Issues all in the palm of your hand! So put on your brightest smile for your in dash cam…spit shine you’re badge and turn on the police siren because TLPS is breaking the Law! -AG Links Man Watches Porn; Finds Wife Officer Caught By Own Dash Cam Sub Teaches Student To Cover Love Bite Veet Reviews AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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April 19, 2012 
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In this, the 67th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Before getting to a very important listener submitted voice mail, we sit down to discuss our feelings! Not our own mind you, just the neighborhood squirrel’s.  Yes Squirrels!  So the question on every one’s mind is…Do they have feelings? TK1 shares a story with us that would make even the hardest of criminals cry! Hell, I heard that the Lifetime Network in conjunction with The Animal Planet have green lit a 12 hour mini-series on this event! I’m betting that male birth control will be handed out like candy before our very own Sniper sheds a tear though…He’s a wall of emotion let me tell you! In other news, we travel across time and space to find the perfect piña colada mix!  Check this out…in the future chicks just wear it on there faces! You know…like a money shot! Yeah even in the future some women are still whores…but they smell good! Just don’t call them any dirty names, they’ve got attitudes about that kind of thing! We actually saw one “facially challanged-smell pretty” use a mans testicles as a stress ball and he was just asking for directions!  Don’t worry, we had Mr. Know-It-All with us so we didn’t need to ask for a thing! Though we did run into his future self. He’s still the same, except he’s taken on a new hobby….Peeing on office furniture! I know what your thinking…it’s good to see that he turned out normal!  Also we hear from a couple who got themselves involved in a scam…or maybe they were the scam! To make a long story short, there’s a Nigerian Prince, a couple of over weight autistic women and robot named Tussin. Oh and I can’t forget the possible dead horse without a name!!! Listen, I make sh*t up for a living and even I’m not this good…so it’s gotta be true right?  Right? Well, the only way to find out is click on that play button and listen to the episode.  So I’ll leave you to it then.-Angry Ginger Links New Male Birth Control On-again, Off-again Scrotum Farm Bureau Employee Fired For Marking Territory AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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April 12, 2012 
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In this, the 66th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Hello and welcome back to another fun filled edition of TLPS!  Buckle up for safety listeners! In case you haven’t learned your lesson yet, and unless you’re riding shotgun on the bang bus, then most likely you’re not protected from G.G. and her fine motor skills! I’m not going to go into detail here because, lets be honest, if I did you wouldn’t feel the need to push play on that cute little MP3 device of yours! But I will say that she reveals yet again that she gets hit from behind so hard, it’s very possible that she lost her anal hymen! If she still had it…Filthy lot lizard! The Angry Ginger quickly remembers something, and before forgetting it, he announces that he once heard of a contest about “Load Shooting”! Yeah, that kind of load…  After listening back I have to say “I WAS WAY OFF”! but our Google Goddess does come up with some surprising numbers!  After that mess,  G.G. makes a call to her Mom and once again proves that she was never loved growing up!In Headlines, The Sniper brings 2 stories that he’s very proud of, and he actually read them before hand! Mr. K.I.A. actually read his before hand as well but almost has a mental breakdown when he discovers that the article has been changed with out his consent.So now is the time to strap on your “Willy Warmers”, stroke your pet “Guinea Pig” that you can’t live without, and throw another “Foot” on the fire! It’s time to grab your favorite book “How to make R—(unwanted sex) Positive”! It’s powerful stuff!  If you’re not into reading all that much, just get the audio book.  It’s read by our very own Sniper! Before you do that…push play and listen to this podcast! Links Hey Dog, Mind Getting That For Me Get Your Penis Warmers Don’t Take My Guinea Pig Man Cut’s Off Own Foot To Prevent Self From Working Police Sergeant Caught In Own Sting Bouncing Baby AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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April 5, 2012 
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In this, the 65th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, While not trying to beat around the bush so to speak, TK1 and The Sniper do just that as they have come up with a new method of pleasing The Angry Ginger’s Wife during climax!  Actually, to be completely honest, all they want him to do is holler something at that pinnacle moment! AG, with the help of the crew, decide to literally (yes literally) break down what exactly could be going on inside and out during that special “feel good moment”.  Also, the gender of Ginger’s new baby is revealed and he almost shows why his first name is in fact “ANGRY”! After that special lifetime movie G.G. decides it would be a great idea to chew our food for us so we don’t choke on it…or is it our words? Either way 2 dogs and a Granny get in the way and after a few words we decide to head out into the forest and do the only thing we know how to do to end an argument!  GET HIGH ON CRACK! I’m not going to say who brought the 8 ball but once we cash in our earnings from the biggest lottery jackpot in history we decide that we’ll keep this show around for you listeners…but only if we can kill some crackheads on our off hours!  Through tears as big as horse turds for some of us, we devise a plan that is so genius that we immediately move on to talk about “The Angry Dragon” and how skillful the female must be to pull this method of pleasure off! Let’s just say it gives new meaning to “popping the top”! It also causes TK1 to remove himself from the show so he could kindly toss his lunch up like a bulimic with a new modeling contract! In other news, we talk a little more “TLPS Camping” and what would happen if one of us got a poisonous bite on our wee wee! G.G. being the Hoover that she is, quietly agrees to solve this issue while the guys try to convince a certain Boy Scout that there could be a merit badge involved. There always is!Enough teasing, you know the drill Press PLAY, hop on Twitter and start yapping away with us! Don’t forget to rate and leave a comment on iTunes! If you do…we’ll remind you!-Angry Ginger Links Very Lucky/Unlucky Man 1  Very Lucky/Unlucky Man 2 Henry Ziegland Feed Your Baby Bird 80 MPH Video Man Shoots Dogs And Wife For Poop Althea’s Milk Carton AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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March 29, 2012 
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In this, the 64th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, It looks like Mr. Know-It-All, our resident pedantic fun sponge, is looking to achieve some new merit badges!  That’s right, it’s about that time for #TLPS to plan their annual “ROAD TRIP”!  Several destinations come up…nothing is set in stone.  But it does look like the gang is going to head into the woods and pitch a tent, kill some squirrels and tell some scary stories over a campfire! Can you imagine a ginger in the woods with a bear?! Ginger does needs a new floor mat!  Speaking of Gingers, we also discuss gingers and those who dare to pick on them!  Bullying is the name of the game.  Don’t do it for two reasons people! #1 it’s just not right…#2 It’ll get your soul taken! Cue Musical Transition! We round out the episode by having a chat with friend of the show @Deac273 among many things discussed, having a “twisted” bodyguard to keep you safe on a train! He may be clinically insane but he’ll have a muffin with you while you try to decide where to hide! We also touch on bullying again because Deac is a ginger as well! Sh*t’s about to get deep people!Also, we have a feel good story of the week!  That’s right Ladies and Gents, mark this on your calendar.  We actually do good by someone this week.  Well for us anyway!As always folks, you know what to do! Grab your back pack, make sure you’ve got stuff for s’mores and plenty of booze because it’s time to share a tent with #TLPS! -Angry Ginger Links Rutgers Hate Crime Update Suicide By Chainsaw Need TP For My Bunghole Father Of The Year Motley Crue – Same Ol’ Situation (Where’s Grant) Homeless Wi-Fi Hot Spots AND by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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March 22, 2012 
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In this, the 63rd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, Back by popular demand! Ladies and Gentleman, whether you love him or hate him (we know you all enjoy him), I give you Mr. Nick TWIST! Hopefully everyone has paid their cellphone bills, because it’s going to take some crazy state to state calling to find our friend TWIST!  So crazy in fact, that it will take not one podcaster but two to help find TWIST who is lost in New York City! This man could make Batman hang up the cape and just hang out in the bat cave for the night.  Also, a couple of moms in a McDonald’s playland start talking smack about who’s kid “pimp slapped” whose kid first! That’s a job for Batman! But instead, TK1 and The Angry Ginger have a go at it. We on the other hand get to deal with TWIST! Let me just say that dealing with TWIST is like trying to decipher the many levels of Inception! Especially when you’re not even going off first hand knowledge! Before we deal with that though, we discuss a few things that happened on our Saturday! We interviewed and hung out on the podcast “The Nothing But Show”, but if you ask our resident Goddess she’ll “Say Anything” to f**k it up! The Sniper did not attend this interview because he had better plans(riiiiight). Shockingly, he couldn’t find any small critters to kill so he did the next best thing. He put on the big tires and crushed a few cars! Figuratively speaking, that is!Anyway, the phone’s ringing…It’s getting noisy…Why don’t you leave the area you’re in, come down the 12 steps, and press play now! Oh, and don’t forget to kill the doorman and find a place to take a piss! Even if you do it right in front of a nice fancy restaurant or a seedy back alley! -Angry Ginger Links All The Cool Girls Are Lesbians Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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March 15, 2012 
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In this, the 62nd episode of The Last Podcaster Standing, TK1 discusses how great the lighting was at Mr. Kia’s wedding, how excited he is for his wife to try new meat, and he finds further proof to build his case for Ginger’s Pregnancy Fetish! (That doesn’t exist!)Moving on over to the Land of Confusion.  We discuss Ginger’s days as a bartender tending bar at a bar that wasn’t the bar that he tended at but rather tending a bar that he got paid at…and tended at.  Though he did tend bar at the bar he didn’t tend at when he wasn’t getting paid to tend bar!  Everyone understand that? Good! *Deep Breath* You can find KIA out back by the dumpster looking for a bar of his own…and eating more crickets!I don’t want to give too much away folks but lets just say that after we leave the Land of Confusion, we head on over the Crazy House for another brief story (like we’ve ever told a brief story before.)  All I can say is her name is Tiffany, but I’ve never seen a Tiffany that had a 100% chance of having a penis!  Did you read that right?  A Penis?  If HOOKERS ever had HIGH HOPES then this one lost hers about 3 decades ago in the back seat of a used 1978 Nova.  With that said, if you cross this b**ch, She’ll F%$*ING kill you!-Angry Ginger Links Tainted Yogurt Update Half Dome Vid You Thought Cathoilics Were Pedophiles… Back by popular demand The Glossary of Perversion Have a quiz, a survey, or a story that needs to be told?  Send it to us, we’ll make a show out of it! Have questions you want answered? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. Thanks for listening, thelastpodcaster@gmail.com When News Breaks, We Point And Laugh Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer
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