Dan Evans – The better looking, other redhead (well, former… it’s more grey now… whatever is left of it) of the Deconstructing Dad Dynamic Duo. (Fuck it, let’s just call him a silver fox).  The former NJ Transit ranting machine, Dan is now enjoying working from the basement of his new home, avoiding camel crickets and trying to figure out what to do with all of that bad 70’s wood paneling in said basement.